Computers quotes

The computer is a moron.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back.

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.