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“On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.”

Bruce Willis · Experience

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Bruce Willis

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.

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I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

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I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics.

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