“Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.”
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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
