“Satire doesn't effect change.”
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
