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“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.”

Will Durst · Car

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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

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Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

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Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

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