“There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.”
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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is the illusion that comedy is effortless. That people imagine what he's doing is easy is an occupational hazard.