“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
