“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
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The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
