“Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.”
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.