I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As…

“I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?”

Ian St. John · Christmas

⇩

Show me another

Tip: press → for another quote, C to copy, S to share.

Ian St. John

Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.

Morning

Johnny Vegas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

Christmas

Stephen Leacock

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

Christmas

Gary Barlow

I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.

Christmas

Related quotes