“The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.”
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
