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“Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.”

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Johnny Vegas

I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.

Dad

Johnny Vegas

Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

Travel

Johnny Vegas

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

Funny

Johnny Vegas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

Christmas