“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.”
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
