“Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.”
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996, ' I'll say to someone.
