“When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.”
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
