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“When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.”

Drew Carey · Travel

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Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

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Drew Carey

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

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