Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. — Quoted

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“Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.”

Drew Carey · Funny

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Drew Carey

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

Fitness

Drew Carey

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Moving on

Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

Sports

Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

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