It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, a… — Quoted

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“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”

Dave Barry · Travel

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

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