“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
