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“I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'”

Erma Bombeck · Time

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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

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