I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.”
Tip: press → for another quote, C to copy, S to share.
Related quotes
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.