“My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.”
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
