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“Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.”

Joe Rogan · Sports

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

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Joe Rogan

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

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