“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”
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Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
