“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
