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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Money

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

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