“My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.”
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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy. When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
It's so sad: anything that has to do with God, people want to dispel.
You had to be into sport and, sad to say, I'm a traitor to my country because I don't have a sporting bone in my body.