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“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.”

Norman Wisdom · Funny

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Norman Wisdom

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

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Rick Baker

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

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Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Funny

Jonah Hill

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

Funny