“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
