“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”
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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
