“Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.”
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
