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“Never put a sock in a toaster.”

Eddie Izzard · Funny

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

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I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.

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