Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. — Quoted

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“Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.”

Larry David · Relationship

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I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

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Women love a self-confident bald man.

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