“I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.”
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What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
