“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.”
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I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
