“The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.”
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.
