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“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”

Elayne Boosler · Funny

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Elayne Boosler

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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