“Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.”
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
