“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
