“My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.”
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
