Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a… — Quoted

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“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

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My Vegas act is how I make my money.

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

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