“There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.”
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
