“Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.”
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Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
