“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
