“I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.”
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
