I realized women and humor were linked very closely. — Quoted

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“I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”

Craig Ferguson · Humor

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Craig Ferguson

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

War

Craig Ferguson

It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.

Beauty

Craig Ferguson

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

War

Craig Ferguson

It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.

Car