“The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”
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Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
