“I love being a dad. I just love it.”
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'
