“A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.”
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When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.
