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“I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?”

Doug Coupland · Food

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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'

Future

Doug Coupland

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.

Future

Doug Coupland

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Birthday

Doug Coupland

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the world's probably a better place for it.

Time